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August 1, 2006

Cliff: Quick Bonus Round

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Bonus Round
Mel Gibson's publicist
Tom Cruise's publicist
Star Jones' publicist

*snicker*

PS--Speaking at IndustryRSVP tonight. Woo!

Posted by bonnie at August 1, 2006 4:40 PM

Comments

I'm cheating and saying, I'm going to bake them all cookies and serve them with warm milk.

(and Mel's alcohol level was not THAT high.)

Posted by: Babes at August 1, 2006 5:27 PM

I feel for him. World at his feet and he can't maintain control. He's got serious demons, and I doubt he's really got much hatred for Jews at all, but he'd rather lash out at them than direct the anger inward. It's possible that was just the first thing to occur to him to strike out at, for whatever reason.

Or something. I'm not ready to call him a bigot or even a bad man.

Posted by: Ed R at August 1, 2006 8:54 PM

Mel's publicist - Shag. She's earned it, baby!
Star's publicist - Throw off a cliff - out of pity. Karma must have dealt him some really bad cards!
Tom's publicist - Live with. The stories he could tell!

Posted by: Hal at August 1, 2006 9:15 PM

Tom's gone through three publicists in his days. He fired the one EVERYONE wants, I forget her name, Pat something, and replaced her with his sister. He went crazy for a year, then droipped his sister and hired someone else.
I don't think I could work for Tom Cruise;)

Posted by: Ed R at August 1, 2006 10:32 PM

I say:

Scientologist goes off the cliff
Shagging Mel's publicist
living with star's publicist.

Kelly says:

scientologist goes off the cliff
shagging star's to find out how she lost all the weight
living with mel's

Posted by: Amy at August 2, 2006 1:20 AM

Here's some more bonus rounds for you:

Closet fascists
Mel Gibson
John Rocker
Rush Limbaugh

Televangelists
Jim Bakker
Jimmy Swaggart
Jerry Falwell

Male porn stars
Peter North
Jeff Stryker
Ron Jeremy

Gay cartoon characters
Bert
Ernie
Tinky Winky

Lesbian TV characters
Marci
Peppermint Patty
The chick Kelly was with in the closet during the fire on 90210

NBA Drama Queens, past and present
Shaq
Kobe
Dennis Rodman

Fallen child stars
Dana Plato
Todd Bridges
Adam Rich

Rental car companies
Hertz
Avis
Alamo

Baseball Teams
Dodgers
Angels
Yankees

Residents of cities
Angelinos
New Yorkers
Chicagoans

SAG Actor regulars
Terrance
Arlin
Robert

Posted by: Hal at August 2, 2006 9:17 AM

Ever get the feeling you're being talked about?

Posted by: Cliff at August 2, 2006 12:51 PM